tastefullyoffensive:

Airplane Sleep Positions by Demetri Martin

         
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darnitmeritme:

I love birthdays, you get a cake for every year that you’re alive. When I see a new baby, I’m like, “Yes! Please survive… and like chocolate.”

Happy 40th 41st birthday, Demetri Martin!

         
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lifewasted:

From Demetri Martin’s book, “Point Your Face At This.”

lifewasted:

From Demetri Martin’s book, “Point Your Face At This.”

           
   
"Sometimes I feel like I’m being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago."

- Demetri Martin (via shinyandpretty)
         
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click below to see if Demetri’s new movie In A World… is playing in a theater near you:

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